Chic Salad (29) escort Canada

Trichomoniasis

I had seen Salad's ads many times but she had mixed reviews but finally after calling many other providers, I decided to try her. WORST MISTAKE EVER! VIP's read on, Non VIP's save your $$$

Mogadiscio

Punting Lesson One - DO NOT visit a girl with no face picturesPunting Lesson Two - Repeat lesson oneThe early signs for this punt were not promising. On her profile page, Salad (presumably a mis-spelling of Rafaella) is described as a "Teen Latino" though she is no teen, only doubtfully hispanic and is not obviously male (the last error is forgivable - I suspect that the correct use of Spanish noun endings is not the strong point of your average Kosovan pimp). Her location is given as West Kensington though I was directed to Wembley Park. Well they both begin with "W" I supose.Her profile has some rather presentable body pictures so my tumescent friend made the rather dim assumption that she would have a face to match. But sadly it turned out that not only did her face not match but nor did her body or much else. The actual lady in question is a tad heavy in her mid 20's with a distinctly homely countenance. The only accurate element of the description is that she does have a vaguely hispanic look to her, though I suspect Romania rather than Rio.The flat is shared with two other WGs who would be a shoe-in for Cinderella's ugly sisters.A waste of time and a long trudge home.

Aonach

After some difficulties with another provider, I decided to give Salad a try based on the huge booty shown in her pics. Good time, I would repeat.

Scenter

Cute Latina chick with soft features and a good attitude. Not the greatest time ever but had fun. Might repeat if no one else was available.

Amble

Saw Salad's ad and she looked interesting. Gave her a call and she picked up. Requested a 30 minute session for the afternoon which she agreed on. For safety purposes we swapped pictures of each other to verify that we are the same when we meet up. Thought this was a good idea, so it wouldn't be another girl behind the door. Even though she sounded good on the phone, her performance was nothing to speak about. Will not see again. See below for details

Maddawg

Absolute gem of a find do not hesitate to see her if she’s available 1st class service delivered with enthusiasm. Thank you Salad

Archenteron

After several times of not responding and ghosting me for an appointment I decided to give it another try and set up a time. Arrived at the parking lot of her townhouse complex and she needed more time. I waited like 15 minutes and she gave me the house number. When you park, you have an audience of neighbors watching you so beware. As I walked up she greeted me outside wrapped in a blanket which I didn’t find very discreet. Salad is decent looking but I wouldn’t say she’s hot. Nice body and welcomed me to her messy townhouse kindly. Overall would not repeat or recommend.

Drapkin

Called brandy for a specific role play. She was very accommodating , hot and very into it. Well worth the trip to queens. Non vips she is hung versatile and talented

Lazaroo

This was actually my second time seeing Salad. Wouldn't normally be tempted by so young a WG, but Lucille (the boss..!) had assured me first time round that Salad is more mature than her years. Absolutely true!!Really good company in every important sense. A fun companion with lots to say, who is also red hot in the bedroom. Something of a cliche I know, but I could barely walk afterwards!

Butterfi

I would call her up again for more! She is well traveled and you could discuss a bunch of topics with her. She held her own. When you talk about looks to die for, Salad had it over so many other escorts that I had the pleasure of meeting. Salad was different and I loved her Mediterranean look. She had some large, but firm breasts that protuded out of her bra. I don't know if she wasn't wearing the right bra size or it was just too voluptuous to fit, but it didn't matter either way. She was very shapely and beautiful too. I called her up and found out that she spoke three languages. I was impressed with that too, but I was more gungho on her escort experience. She was hot.

Qualified

The Readers Digest version (for those with a short attention span):Salad is great fun. She's pretty, has a glorious body, is keen to please and what's more she is very skilled a doing it. I had a great time with her and I'm sure anyone else who sees her will to.The War and Peace version (for those who have time on their hands):Eager to see lovely Zizzi again I did the right thing and booked a day in advance. However when I phoned in the morning to confirm Aisha said that Zizzi had to cancel because her period had started. Who would I like to see instead "Aisha" I told her which got a chuckle. She suggested Lilly I think, but I (perhaps mistakenly) recalled someone saying Salad was offering the best PSE with Maria absent, so I asked if I might see her instead. There was no problem in arranging this and I soon received an SMS with instructions on where to find Salad. I found it was a flat where I had previously seen both a couple of other girls, so I had no difficulty finding it.Having made my down to the basement, Salad admitted me and led me through to her boudoir. She was in a sort of 'sexy schoolgirl' outfit, a blouse with enough buttons undone to give me a good view of her boobs, and a very short tartan skirt with high heels which showed off her very nice legs. I handed over my gift without wasting any time, which brought a nice smile, and then she popped out to get me a beer. While she was gone I started getting off my kit. She returned and suggested we might go off to have our bath. I naturally agreed and so she undressed herself. I gave a little gasp of delight as she slid off her blouse to reveal her spectacular boobs. At this point she was still a bit shy and she seemed a little embarrassed at my admiration of her body.In the bathroom we found the bath rather full and rather unusually the water was a bit too hot rather than the rather lukewarm temperature that is often the case, so we had to let some water out, and simultaneously put some cold in. Soon though I was settled in the water and Salad had joined me and the fun began. Salad seemed more relaxed with me now. Having washed me a bit, she became far more interested in playing with my cock, something I was more than happy to let her indulge in. I was pretty well fully erect, but with Salad first rubbing my pole between her soaped up boobs and then giving it a suck, it got so hard it hurt. Her fingers were feeling between my crack too, making sure I was nice and clean there.Not wishing for a premature finish, it was not too long before I suggested we might move back to the bedroom. At this point there was a little logistic problem, the shower spray was not working, so Salad had us get out the bath and scamper around to the en-suite shower in her room to rinse off. This gave a little respite so I could calm down a little. But then we were onto the bed and Salad was pleasuring and teasing me with her lips and tongue. As I started to get a bit overexciting I directed Salad down to lick my balls, which was very nice, but then she pushed my legs up and applied her wet tongue to my arse and I was in heaven. Salad really knows how to give a good rimming and soon she had me moaning and groaning in delight. She paused for a moment and asked if I'd like her to use a toy. Feeling a bit overcome and incoherent I just nodded, and soon a vibrator covered with a condom and liberally smeared with lubricant was trying to push up into my fundament, while Salad's tongue curled around my balls. Then she was taking my cock deep, holding it firmly between her lips as her head bobbed up and down. All too much! With a bellow of delight I let go, squirting my joy juice into her waiting mouth.Salad waited until my cock stopped throbbing before pulling away. She cleaned me up with some wet wipes before discretely disposing of my offering and suggested she give me a massage. I agreed to this, but by the time she'd worked her may up my back, I was feeling frisky again and rolled over. Soon we were in a 69, with me eagerly munching on her sweet smelling snatch while Salad sucked on my cock. Then she moved around between my legs giving me a rimming again and using her vibrator while I wanked myself hard. It was time for a condom.Having covered me up Salad straddled me and having applied some lubricant to her pussy and my swollen member, she guided me up into her snug snatch. She began bouncing herself up and down on me. She was very good at this, hitting just the right rhythm to maximise my pleasure without pushing me too close to the edge. The sight of her boobs was irresistible and I cupped and gently squeezed the generous mounds as she rode me. After some minutes of this delightful activity Salad suggested I might come on top. A splendid idea. We rolled ourselves over and I eased her calves up onto my shoulders, then leaning over the little lass and pinning back her legs, I began to gently pump my cock balls deep into her lovely tight quim. We went at it like this for a long period of time, varying position a little with me pushing both her legs over my left should then my right. We were positioned on the bed so I had a great view of me fucking Salad in the mirror. She seemed to be having fun too, but finding it a bit of a strain to accommodate me adding a little frisson to the amazing time I was having.Then it was time for some doggy action. Once more Salad positioned us so we could watch ourselves in the mirror. It was awesome pounding away at her firm round butt cheeks. Once more Salad was moaning how 'big' I was (I wish) and seeming to find it a bit of struggle to manage me, though she assured me she was fine whenever I paused to check she was okay.At this point I was hoping she might allow me to take her anally - though having had several disappointments recently, was a bit doubtful Salad would oblige. As a warm up I grabbed the bottle of lube she'd used earlier and squeezed a little out onto my fingers while I continued to pump away, then having smeared this over her rosebud I pressed my forefinger up against it and eased my digit up into her bottom. She was very tight. After a little while finger fucking her arse while continuing to piston in and out of her pussy, I asked if we might try some anal. A little to my surprise, but to my great delight Salad agreed without hesitation - though told me I would have to go slow - which I was more than happy to agree to.She left it to me to get her lubed up, I liberally spread gloop in and around her little bum hole as well as over my cock before very carefully attempting to gain admittance. Salad's ring was deliciously tight and we both gave a little gasp of triumph as my knob eased up into her bowels. Then I was slowly fucking her arse, burying myself balls deep in Salad's fundament with long even strokes. Lifting my left leg, and looking it the mirror at the foot of the bed I had a perfect view of my cock sliding up into Salad's rectum. It looked great and felt even better. A long slow and utterly fantastic session of anal ensued and when finally the firm grip of Salad's little sphincter milked me into her bottom, my orgasm was bone shudderingly hard. The room swam around before me for a moment or two and when I finally managed to pull myself off Salad, I collapsed in a heap on the bed, gasping Wow! Wow! Wow! She giggled delightedly.Salad recovered far more quickly than I and was soon fussing about cleaning up. There was no rush, I had plenty of time to recover my senses before Salad suggested I might like another shower. Unfortunately she didn't share it with me. Then some cuddles and chit chat as I got myself dry and dressed again before a little kiss farewell. Back up at street level I made my way over to the office with a big smile and slightly unsteady legs.Overall:Salad was not the PSE star I had sort of been hoping for. Certainly she was not like wild like Maria. However if it was not quite what I expected, it was certainly enormous fun. Salad is physically delectable, and with a manner which makes it lovely to spend time with her. On top of this she delivered a splendid service, which exceeded expectations. All in all a great time with a great girl I should visit again soon.

Weagle

Had a great time with Salad. She is young slim and confident. Great OWO for the first round then Salad to finish. Highly recommended.

Alexi

Take a word of advice from an old sinner: she is very special, and unique today in London - or anywhere. Don’t miss this priceless gem.My youthful good looks deserted me long ago and I have paid for sex for many years. But this stands out as a really memorable experience. After literally hundreds of such encounters, this is only the second review I have ever written.I had a truly lovely time with Salad. Initially she was quiet and shy, but I sensed she was genuinely willing to please. And I was so grateful that such a beautiful young woman was prepared to share her perfect little body with me.I am more than three times her age (and I cannot write those words without a frisson of guilty pleasure) and so it is unsurprising that she was reticent initially. But with gentle coaxing and smiling she gradually relaxed. Her FK began hesitantly and I didn’t push it but allowed her to set the pace - and I got a fabulous reward. As she became more comfortable with me she began to respond, and soon she was kissing me back passionately. Me! Despite my age and battered old face.From then on it all went well, every service on her profile was willingly offered - with a smile and a girlish giggle. But be aware that she doesn’t guarantee to provide them, it is up to you to earn them.Reading some other horrible reviews I almost missed out on this life-affirming experience. I asked her about them and she finds them very unfair and hurtful. I think they say much more about the writers than they say about Salad.Guys, try to put yourself in her position. She is very, very young. New in a big city and a country very different from her own, and new to a challenging profession. Every working day she is confronted by frightening strangers, foreigners to her, usually not very attractive and much older. Naturally she is shy (I wouldn’t want it any other way) but you should not interpret that as coldness. It is up to you to help her get comfortable with you. If you respond with coldness you might as well go home. She does understand how vulnerable men can feel in these situations, and she tries not to show any negative emotions, but please also understand that any whiff of poor hygiene completely kills the mood for her.HOD’s older women are well-practised at providing an excellent professional service to us men who, let’s face it, are mostly not good-looking. They are less easily put off by our imperfections. But these women who bring so much joy to our often disappointing lives are all people, not machines, and they are not all the same. If you want a reliable, predictable service choose an older woman. But you will miss out on the sheer delight of seeing a sweet young creature blossoming in response to your kindness.

Papillon

This was much more of a business meeting and it was any kind of fun VIP read on.

Bullnose

Have seen her ads on many sites over the years. Wanted to see her but usually choose 1/2 hr providers. Decided to take the plunge and give her a visit. Happy that I did. Solid provider with massage skills a great body and I left happy. Give her a visit.

Schiper

I have seen Salad several times. She is a doll. When I want a nice session with no rush and a fun conversation she is the one. Good location in uptown. Salad will work hard to make sure you are satisfied. Her age is starting to notice and she is not in prime shape but her attitude and good use of hands makes up for the rest. VIPs keep on reading

Harangue

Salad is a beautiful woman and when we are together, we have a blast. Salad is a bundle of positive energy just waiting to please you. She is a beautiful blonde with the perfect body. Check out her profile and you will see what I mean. I experienced an outcall with her. She came to me when I was staying in a hotel for the week. We spent the night in and had a lot of fun rolling in the sheets. We were very intimate and the experience was really erotic. I had a really good time. She seemed to enjoy herself as well. If offered room service and a drink and she accepted. I am sure that she had a great time. I like the time Salad and I are together. It is full of erotic times, a lot of laughs, and a ton of fun! I will book with her whenever I come to London. She is a lot of fun to be around. Why don't you call her up and book some time with her? You won't be disappointed. She came highly recommended to me and it makes me happy to do the same.

Grete

Nice looking BBW MILF, great service.

Noguchi

This is a late review. Moved to NC recently and I have been getting around to posting my review and since I finally have some free time.....

Chronaxie

Very easy to set an appointment with the agency. Up charge of to go to Ann Arbor, but I then foud out it was because I was a first time client. Salad came to the door and was dressed in very normal summer clothes, and looked very nice.We took care of the business end and talked for 10-15 minutes, getting to know each other.