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Lorgnon

A hectic week had been in order, and the previous night I had been to a secret meeting in a pub in Ramsbottom, General Pilgrim C. Fogg put forward a proposal that Lancashire should form a private army with its own band, and invade Whitehall during the last week of November. Miss Edna Mogg agreed with the old General and they sang a sea shanty to an accordion. The Very Reverend Eric Blutte, recently cleared on a charge of gross indecency with a masked cadet in a boathouse, said that there was evidence to suggest that Christ himself had once sold deckchairs in Southport.Speaker after speaker testified that Lancashire was a self-sufficient county and could do well without the rest of the country. The admirable Member of Parliament, Sir Henry Wabblethwaite, received a rapturous ovation when he spoke at length about the idea that Oldham town hall should become a permissive launderette and bridge club. He also spoke in detail about the Oldham factory that was set up in the late 60s with the intention of manufacturing self-destruct paper socks. In principle the idea was a good one; when a man had worn the socks for more than 2 days, they would blow up and the wearer would have to buy a new pair. Alas the built in charge was often too intense, and several men had toenails that exploded and caused panic at the tea dances..I digress a little from the FR there.Hatte arrived on time and as stunning as ever we went out for something to eat and ended up in an old haunt. It had been a few years ago since I last visited the place and I warmed myself in front of the log fire in The Explorers Club in Coventry, it was in here that the name of Groppe entered the conversation. I remember the night well: I had just asked the waiter for a large port, and he had given me a photograph of Liverpool.Fine man Groppe. Thus spake a voice from a late arrival, one Herbert Fish, who you may recall once lifted a lorry load of tripe out of a bog and, in so doing, broke his pelvis. The story now recounted by Fish filled me with pride for my fellow Lancastrian, Mortimer Groppe.In the June of 78 Mortimer Groppe discovered the tomb of the Pharaoh Ram in the Valley of the Ox near a culvert in Suez. Above the slab of stone that concealed the entrance to the tomb were these words: For it is written in the lost book of The Old Ones that he who defiles the sacred chamber of the Mighty Ram will be cursed with dismemberment. Groppe ignored the warning and he entered the tomb whistling the hit song Boiled Beef and Carrots. Mortimers find made him famous and he had crumpets with Lady Astor. Three months later, at a dinner thrown in his honour, his leg fell off, and from that day every member of his family lost a leg at the age of forty-three. His daughter Ada found that her leg was coming loose at a scrabble party, and sure enough on her way homeIt fell off and went down a grid. She was a brave lass and got a job making hops for the brewery, but sadness clouded her grit as she confided to her father: Oh daddy, Ill never get married, no one will take me on now that I have only one leg. Mortimer Groppe jumped across to his offspring, put his arm around her shoulder and said with a deep love in his tone: Fear not, owd lass, one day you will be hopping down the main road and you will meet your Prince Charming and hell sweep you off your foot...I digress a little from the FR there.After the meal of Octopus squid and elastic bands we headed off back to the hotel. Hatte is a stunning and very funny babe, great fun was had by myself.. I can say that! Until the morning when she left, and I was left smelling my farts all by myself.Just imagine my surprise when I left the hotel and ventured out to the car and coming across The Coventry literacy group reciting poems in the phone box in the car park. I listened for all of 2 minutes about toil and death, until one Catchpole Worsley was spoken about amongst the 3 of us and the Labrador that was licking its nuts. So it is perhaps fitting that this final salute should belong to Catchpole Worsley, the noted Lancashire poet and historian, who enriched the literary world with his observations of Northern life. Some of his sayings have been immortalized:A stitch in time will never make you trumpWhen one door shuts, another bugger shuts If at first you do not succeed, cheat.He was a man for all seasons, and to me epitomizes Lancashire. His parents were poor but poverty-stricken people and he was brought up in a house that was so small, when he turned the light off he was in bed before it got dark. He only had one change of nappy and, after six months, horses used to follow him with a bucket. His father loved him so much that when gypsies kidnapped him, his father drove the caravan for them.At school he was the teachers pet; she kept him in a cage. He fell in love with a woman who had been married so many times; she had notches in her knickers. They were wed and there was trouble right from the start; in fact they had separate wedding cakes. They had three children, one of each, and when a chap came round to the house saying that he was collecting for the orphanage, Catchpole immediately gave the fellow the kids.His poetry was simple and direct, but tinged with sadness and bad spelling. Hes dead now, of course, he went quite mad and began to think he was a Cornish pasty then he flaked to death. Worsley was Lancashire, and I feel privileged to have been born in the same county. I will leave you with this most pungent of Worleys sayings:If all around you lose their heads. Then you will be taller.. It says it all...I digress a little from the FR there.Hatte is a babe, and great fun and a very sexy. I am sure Herbert, Catchpole and the Old General would approve...I do!

Bobotie

I often see escort ladies but I haven't had an experience like this for a long time. After only a few minutes with Hatte, I forgot that I was with an escort, it all seemed like a real date with some girl and I enjoyed it enormously. We just chatted and flirted for a while and when things warmed up, cuddling, a little kissing, she felt my hard manhood and went down on me and started licking and sucking, after that, we fucked long and passionately. And after all that, we just chatted and relaxed .. A really nice experience.

Clears

The sex is incredible and the service is easy to use. I was away for work and I wanted a sure thing. I ended up calling an escort service and they sent Hatte over to my hotel. This woman is something else. She got to the hotel room and we talked for a while about what we liked. She immediately pulled some toys out of her bag and we started using them. She sure had ways to use these toys that were mind-blowing. I had never seen half the things she brought with her but the pleasure was well worth it. After that, we chatted for a while and I decided that I wanted to extend our time together. I had never experienced that kind of excitement and I didn't want it to stop. As long as we were both into it, we could keep going. We had a few drinks and decided that we would go downstairs to the lounge and dance for a while. I had a really good time and Hatte was a lot of fun to be around. She has a wicked sense of humor and a beautiful sexy smile. It didn't matter that she is an escort. She made me feel special. The best part is that I can call and book some more time with Hatte whenever I'm in town. It is a great feeling and she is so professional and made me feel special. The money was worth every minute we were together. .

Creates

I initially booked Hatte for an 1 hour outcall to my hotel. She arrive promptly on time, dressed smartly. On opening the door, the first thing I noticed is that she is much prettier in person, than on the website. Hatte in person is not only beautiful, she came across as being very warm (which I was proved right later on).Anyway, after the formalities of money was sorted, into the shower (the both of us) and right from the start, she aims to please. She washed me in a very sexy manner, paying plenty of attention to my ol' fellow who in no time was standing to attention!The aiming to please continued into the bed, WOW, she was magic! All I can say guys is this girl, though sweet looking is a devil in bed! In 1 hour she made me pop twice.In between sessions, she is remakably easy to talk to and very intelligent. So much so that after the hour was over, I phoned the agency and asked if I could keep her for a dinner date.We went down to the hotel restaurant for dinner were she proved to be excellent company for a tired old business man. Back upstairs and the devil came out!This girl is very good at what she does. I have been with a few escorts in the past and though they play the game well, you know that you jare ust another punter. With Hatte, you actually feel that she wants to be your girlfriend. Highly recommened.

Complie

Greeted with smiles, kisses and hugs, I quickly settled on my usual choice of the House Special. The shower is a great way to get to know each others bodies! Back in the bedroom, Hatte enthusiastically met all my needs with energy and expertise. Here is someone who enjoys her work and who makes sure her clients do, too. Friendly conversation and more kisses and cuddles ended a very enjoyable visit. Another great GFE at Debbies

Baskoro

I had seen Hatte when she worked for one of the Latina Spas in town, so set up was easy. Her pictures are legit and she is a hot little spinner with fantastic hair. I have already seen her several times and plan to return.

Finwait

The pictures Are real it's her she is ok looking. But there is a pimp near by because there was a lot of men's clothing. So approach with caution.